Schmuck - "Unnamed"



"Hello! I'm Schmuck, I'm an artist based out of Stroudsburg, PA. I've always drawn, but got more serious about it after I got out of the Marine Corps. My creative process is a simple one, I sit down and just fuck around until I have something I can work with and then have at it! Then once I'm done, I take a nice long look, realize things are off and start all over again, then rinse and repeat until wham bam its a good one! I'm a dude of simple tastes. I like hot Cheetos, bathing in Chef Boyardee ravioli and keeping multiple sausage links in my pockets. Hope ya like my art and thanks for lookin!"

Instagram: @schmuckshit

Medium used: Digital

Design is printed in-house on a matte, textured watercolor paper (Velvet Fine Art).

Frequently Asked Questions:

Can an item be marked as a gift?

No, however you can request we not include a receipt when packing up your order.

International Shipping:

All items are shipped from the United States, and international recipients are responsible for taxes, duties, and customs. We are unable to mark items as "gifts" and/or change the value of the item being shipped. Keep in mind that some postal services may include these fees in their cost, while others may bill the recipient separately.

What if I want a print size that's not listed?

If you're an artist looking to have a specific size made, but don't see it listed, please select a similar size when placing your order. Then enter in the size you want under the "printing specifics" text box. Keep in mind that we cannot print anything larger than 17"x22" at this time.

For customers buying artwork, we can only print what sizes are listed as some of these may be specific to the artist's request.

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